If you aren’t familiar with the name J. Daniel Sawyer, you’re not a regular reader of this blog. I’m going to make an unsubstantiated claim that he is the most reviewed author here. Why? Well, for one, he is smart and witty (two things I enjoy). Secondly, he’s prolific. Doubt me? Check out his site.
So, on to the review.
Synopsis: The author of Suave Rob’s Double-X Derring-Do brings you a farce of the tradition of P.G. Wodehouse and Douglas Adams.
Best friends Caleb and Lenny hate each other. Stranded in the middle of upstate New York with two flat tires, one spare, no cell reception, and no idea what to do, they figure they’re pretty much screwed. Fortunately, they broke down right in front of a place that deals in ideas. For the special one-time fire-sale price of seventeen bucks, they can get a pack of seven completely original, brand-new, ultra-premium, never-before-used ideas. But will it get them out of trouble before they’re forced to talk to each other again?
Find out in this hilarious all-night adventure yarn that reveals the terrible truth behind the worldwide pigeon cabal! (Stolen from the author’s website)
Setting: The middle of nowhere. A dark night. A broken down car. A mysterious encounter. A spooky barn.
Plot: Lenny and Caleb experience an escalating series of unfortunate events that eventually land them in a convertible, naked, in the dark being attacked by.. well that would be a spoiler. There are Nazis (not a spoiler, there is a swastika on the cover), supernatural creatures, cantankerous height challenged elderly drivers of questionable taste and enigmatic salespeople of questionable services. Roll these all together, and somehow you’ll find the plot of Ideas, INC. However, I doubt it will be as clever as the one Mr. Sawyer came up with.
Characters: This book really is centered around the aforementioned best friends that loathe each other, Lenny and Caleb. The story is told in 1st person, so you never really get an in depth feel for the motivations guiding the decisions being made. However, it does make for witty and fun internal and external banter.
Odin’s recommendation: In a case of the universe having a sense of humour, I had an epiphany while reading Mr. Sawyer’s previous offering, Suave Rob’s Double X Daring Do. I immediately contacted him and exclaimed, “You’re Harlan Ellision!” What I meant, and still do, is that Dan lives to shock, make you think, doesn’t care if he offends as long as its visceral level, and is an all around troublemaker in the best of sense. Well, I imagine Mr. Sawyer’s reaction to my epiphany was a chuckle (I envision him at that point in time with a cigar and whiskey for some reason) and he responded, “Wait to make that statement until you read Ideas, INC”. I almost ignored that bit of advice and proclaimed him Mr. Ellison’s scion with Suave Rob’s review. I’m glad I didn’t. If you’re a fan of Mr. Ellison’s work, you’ll get an extra chuckle with Idea’s Inc. Heck, if you detest Mr. Ellison, you’ll probably get an extra chuckle. So, my advice, buy Ideas, INC. and get ready to chuckle.